Step 1) Just act like a normal fan, except that you MUST know these things.
-The height of all the boys
-The weight of all the boys
-The birthdays of the boys
-The birthdays of their girlfriends
-What they like/dislike
Well if you want to be more extreme, try these:
-Their shoe sizes
-Their dick sizes
-How they look like when they were in their mums' wombs
-What they do every day
-Who are they with everyday
Overall, just hire a PI to stalk these pretty boys while YOU angel just sit in front of your laptop reading pages after pages while googling "One Direction".
Nah you don't need a PI, paparazzizs will do this job for you :)
Step 2) You must have a lot of emotions when it comes to the boys. By emotions, I meant emotions that will burst out anytime when you hear or see the word "One Direction".
Watch all youtube videos, find anything related to One Direction, COMMENT. Or simply, just comment. Spread your love for One Direction!!
Cry when you see them with their girlfriends. Send hate to their girlfriends or to any girls who go close to them. STOP BREATHING when you see pictures of them. Maybe something like omg i can't breathe what is air. Yes by that, be stupid too.
Step 3) Send hate to anybody you think who will
Step 2) You must have a lot of emotions when it comes to the boys. By emotions, I meant emotions that will burst out anytime when you hear or see the word "One Direction".
Watch all youtube videos, find anything related to One Direction, COMMENT. Or simply, just comment. Spread your love for One Direction!!
Cry when you see them with their girlfriends. Send hate to their girlfriends or to any girls who go close to them. STOP BREATHING when you see pictures of them. Maybe something like omg i can't breathe what is air. Yes by that, be stupid too.
Step 3) Send hate to anybody you think who will
-Take the fame away from the boys
-Threaten the popularity of the boys
You can do this by hating The Wanted. But be careful, even though The Wanted's fan base is smaller and kinder, they defend their MEN like you defend your boys. Don't bother hating on The Wanted actually. The truth hurts but One D isn't better than The Wanted.
Step 4) Your family and classmates surely hates the way you love your boys. So create a twitter account and be anonymous. It's so much fun I swear. You just go on to that little magical site and let your love for 1D show. It's simple and easy.
Don't forget to follow their girlfriends too! Compliment them, hate them your choice. Stalk The Wanted. Comment on every shit they do. It will make you feel better. O did I mention, follow 1D's family members too? hmm...
Step 5) YOU CANNOT HAVE A SENSE OF ORIGINALITY. YOU MUST NOT HAVE IT.
Whatever other crazy directioners tweet, YOU FOLLOW THEIR STYLE.
Seriously. Don't you see the way they tweet are exactly the same?
You basically look at a single tweet at least 100 times...all tweeted by different directioners :) BE LIKE THEM!
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SENSE OF ORIGINALITY.
Step 6) Buy all of their merchandise. No, not only posters, CDs, autographs, pictures..... You must have these too.
One Direction contact lenses 
One Direction blanket with sleeves 
One Direction bed sheets 
One Direction tooth brush and toothpaste
Grab them now! I think you can find them on eBay.
Step 8) You are ready! Just remember to talk about One Direction 24/7 and ask bitches who dislike One Direction to kill themselves. You can hit them too, ya know. Show your love. Be a crazy ass possessive bitch. You can write fan fics too! I wish you the best of luck.
WARNING
Once you step into this paradise, it's almost impossible to become human again.
Good Luck
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