Hell yeah

Hell fucking yeah. I lost 2 kg.  :) :)

I HAVE A THIGH GAP, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.

My collar bones are extra visible now. I'm so happy like wheeeeeee.

Ok not that happy actually. Main goal: 46kg

It's a must. 



Oh btw, I'm going to Genting from 26-29 Dec and I'm so excited right now. It's like OMG OMG GENTING! The cold weather and the roller coasters.. I can wear my new jacket over my long sleeves shirts like finally :D. Ohp and the Rolling Thunder Mine Train is closed... (what the actual fuck I love that ride)

For now, peace

How To Be

Hello readers, today I'm gonna tell you how to become an obsessive, crazy, insecure directioner.


Step 1) Just act like a normal fan, except that you MUST know these things.

-The height of all the boys

-The weight of all the boys

-The birthdays of the boys

-The birthdays of their girlfriends

-What they like/dislike

Well if you want to be more extreme, try these:

-Their shoe sizes

-Their dick sizes

-How they look like when they were in their mums' wombs

-What they do every day

-Who are they with everyday

  

Overall, just hire a PI to stalk these pretty boys while YOU angel just sit in front of your laptop reading pages after pages while googling "One Direction".

Nah you don't need a PI, paparazzizs will do this job for you :)


Step 2) You must have a lot of emotions when it comes to the boys. By emotions, I meant emotions that will burst out anytime when you hear or see the word "One Direction".

Watch all youtube videos, find anything related to One Direction, COMMENT. Or simply, just comment. Spread your love for One Direction!!

Cry when you see them with their girlfriends. Send hate to their girlfriends or to any girls who go close to them. STOP BREATHING when you see pictures of them. Maybe something like omg i can't breathe what is air. Yes by that, be stupid too.


Step 3) Send hate to anybody you think who will

-Take the fame away from the boys

-Threaten the popularity of the boys

You can do this by hating The Wanted. But be careful, even though The Wanted's fan base is smaller and kinder, they defend their MEN like you defend your boys. Don't bother hating on The Wanted actually. The truth hurts but One D isn't better than The Wanted.

Step 4) Your family and classmates surely hates the way you love your boys. So create a twitter account and be anonymous. It's so much fun I swear. You just go on to that little magical site and let your love for 1D show. It's simple and easy. 

Don't forget to follow their girlfriends too! Compliment them, hate them your choice. Stalk The Wanted. Comment on every shit they do. It will make you feel better. O did I mention, follow 1D's family members too? hmm...

Step 5) YOU CANNOT HAVE A SENSE OF ORIGINALITY. YOU MUST NOT HAVE IT.

Whatever other crazy directioners tweet, YOU FOLLOW THEIR STYLE. 

Seriously. Don't you see the way they tweet are exactly the same?

You basically look at a single tweet at least 100 times...all tweeted by different directioners :) BE LIKE THEM!

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SENSE OF ORIGINALITY. 

Step 6) Buy all of their merchandise. No, not only posters, CDs, autographs, pictures..... You must have these too.

One Direction contact lenses        

One Direction blanket with sleeves      

One Direction bed sheets 

One Direction tooth brush and toothpaste

Grab them now! I think you can find them on eBay. 

Step 8) You are ready! Just remember to talk about One Direction 24/7 and ask bitches who dislike One Direction to kill themselves. You can hit them too, ya know. Show your love. Be a crazy ass possessive bitch. You can write fan fics too! I wish you the best of luck.

WARNING

Once you step into this paradise, it's almost impossible to become human again. 

 Good Luck

To Some Girls

To some girls I follow on twitter:

I get it that you guys wanna diet in the holidays and yea it's already irritating me when I look at all of your tweets. Cuz bitch please realize that YOU ARE SPAMMING ME WITH: "Must lose weight" bullshits. What irks me more is that some of you guys actually wanna be anorexic or bulimic thinking that it's the easy way out.
Listen bitches, listen.
I'm trying to be nice here cuz you guys are pissing me the fuck off.

Anorexia and bulimia are mental illnesses, eating disorders. They are not a lifestyle nor a choice. Nobody with eating disorders would wake up one day thinking: "Oh ok I'm gonna be anorexic!!". Trust me, people who are suffering from eating disorders do not feel well or happy that they have such illnesses.
These are not easy ways to lose weight. Also, I can't believe that there are such disrespectful people.

"I wanna be anorexic but the thoughts of me purging will be gross"

Well duh, it's gross to you cuz you DO NOT suffer from it. You are ignorant. You are disrespectful. How would a person suffering from an ED feel if he or she saw that ignorant tweet of yours? Crushed.

"Cross the line if you wanna be anorexic."

O hell naw. WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN AN ED WHEN THEY ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL.
DO YOU KNOW THAT BECOMING AN ANOREXIC WOULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. IT'S A NIGHTMARE. NOT A JOKE OR PHASE.

You will suffer.
It will be great at first, saying no to food, looking at the scale losing weight. But problems do start. You will actually suffer from an ED gradually, you will actually wished you hadn't wished it in the first place, you will actually wish to recover and enjoy life.

So ignorant fucks, stick to your diets. I rather you guys spam my timeline with useless shit than knowing that one of you suffers from an eating disorder.

Yeah yer.

It's around 2:30am now and I've just cut my hair myself. Again. This means that I'll have another scary and cautious week cuz my mum would not be happy if she found out about my hair. (If you listen carefully, you can hear me sobbing.)

Few things:

1) I was playing with my craft scissors and out of boredom snipped off the hair on my knees. It looked awkward so I was like "Screw it!" and proceeded to use my dad's shaver to shave off my leg hair. 

Know what?

THE FEELING OF HAVING SHAVED LEGS IS JUST SO AMAZING. 

(ok abit gross)

But it was the first time having no hair on my legs and they felt cold. LOL. Abit of internet searching made me realized that once you start shaving, you'll need to commit to it forever. :))))))))))

What have I done to myself :)))))))))

I have no choice but to go shaver hunting during "buy stuffs for chalet in ntuc and other stores" time :))))

              y em i a girl

o ha now I need to hide my hair loss from my mother. 

2) It's been about 5 days I've felt normal. Like a person I guess. Not too happy or sad for no reason, just laugh when I want to. THIS IS LIKE GREAT OK ;EOIRQGHIQEOGHEOHVNGEOIRAHNVRNHV.

Bless the Lord hallelujah amen.

3) Today (yesterday) morning, I went to Upper Pierce Reservoir with my Grandnies and my Grandma bought bee hoon and bread. While we were settled down happily unwrapping the food, a fucking monkey came and snatched my bro's bread. Fucking monkey. 

Lol then a whole group of monkeys went to attack the food of this family with two toddlers and THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF THE KIDS. Girl was crying and crying. Wow a happy trip to a park, childhood memory scarred by a fucking monkey. 

4) I changed my name. Cuz that's just the way it is. -nods head-

5) If you're reading this Goodnight while I go find a worthless boring Wattpad story to make me fall asleep. 

que

Yes finally.
New start. Bitches love new starts. lmao

I freaking love my class gathering and I love my class. I MISS THE WATER BOMB FIGHTS AND I MISS ALL OF MY FRIENDS IN MY CLASS. I love you guys no homo.

I LOVE YOU IUE CHI CUZ WE ACTUALLY DID SO MANY AWKWARD THINGS TOGETHER IN THE CHALET.
ALSO THAT WE SANG AND JUMPED OUR HEARTS OUT IN THE SMALL LITTLE ROOM IN THE CHALET.
(searching for shavers behind the guys) (preparing water balloons) (running for bus 29 at Tampines with da guys)
AND IRIS, THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING SOURS SKITTLES AND SWEETS TO US. MUST REMEMBER IUE CHI'S FACE WHEN SHE ATE ALL THAT.

LASTLY I FREAKING LOVE 28TH AND 29TH OF NOVEMBER 2012. PEEYACE.

ok seriously I need a time machine cuz the water bomb fight was too fking fun.
Flood a kitchen?? Achievement unlocked.

LET'S SMILE WIDER THAN THE JOKER WHILE THINKING BACK OK