I'm the prettiest

I'm the prettiest, all kinds of clothes suit me.
I'm the prettiest, everyone envies me.
I'm the prettiest, people look at me even if my singing is horrid.
I'm the prettiest, that guys would all want to be my boyfriends.
I'm the prettiest, girls will turn gay for me.
I'm the prettiest, even the plastic surgeon told me there's nothing could be done to make me look better.
I'm the prettiest, silicon will look ugly on me.
I'm the prettiest, old people all love me.
I'm the prettiest, I'll be captured by 7 cute dwarves and princes would all wanna kiss me.
I'm the prettiest, even God is amazed at His creation of me.
I'm the prettiest, I got more fame than ridiculously photogenic guy.
I'm the prettiest, Ms Universe is jealous of me.

I'm the prettiest, I'm fucking lying.